Friday, September 27, 2013

Goodbye Oki. HELLLOOO GERMANY.

We are quickly approaching the end of September and I have so much to update on. The last couple of months in Okinawa were busy, stressful, and heartbreaking. Let me start off by saying that Okinawa was the beginning of our everything. It seems unreal to think back on the three years we spent there and what life had in store for us. Our marriage was brand spankin’ new, we had no friends, no family, NO TARGET, and no “comforts” of home to lean on. It took a bit of adjustment….but soon enough Okinawa became our home away from home and leaving it was 10x harder than arriving to it. I cried. I still cry. We left behind some precious memories, people, food, views, and culture.  I can’t say I was surprised out how hard it would be to leave. I knew the military life would soon take us somewhere different and I kept telling myself “Don’t get too attached Paloma, remember you are leaving soon”. Haha oh the things we TRY to control. I became attached to everything especially my friends (no surprise there huh?). Hands down the hardest thing about leaving Okinawa behind was the friendships I (we) were able to make while we were there….and of course the Ramen. You know who you are, you know how much you mean to us, and you know that even though we are now on the other side of the world you are always in our thoughts and our hearts and we ain’t going NOWHERE J
Okay, now for some updating. Cori and I spent our three year anniversary in Indonesia. Bali was pretty incredible (at least I thought so).  Very different from what we expected but nonetheless we had a wonderful time child free and able to enjoy each other in silence (one year olds make you appreciate silence by the way). Our favorite part about our trip was a tour we did where we had breakfast up on a mountain with a beautiful view of an active volcano and a bike ride down the mountain through villages and rice fields getting to know the true Bali. The week went by fast and Cori and I were both excited and anxious to be reunited with Cai. Man, those kids really do turn your world upside down. Our wonderful friend Ashley took care of him and I will have to say, I doubt he missed us as much as we missed him.
Soon after we arrived back to Okinawa (the next day actually) Cori’s dad and sister paid us a visit. We had a great time exploring the island for one last time. There is so much to do and see in Okinawa that every day we had a packed itinerary. Even though it was exhausting at times, I am so glad we were able to see all the things we love about Okinawa one last time before we left and also spend some quality time with familyJ
We left Okinawa on my birthday August 24th and spent a week in Washington with Cori’s family (all of whom were very excited to see Cai again). Then we flew to Baltimore were Cori left that same night to Germany and Cai, Lincoln (the dog) and I stayed behind for three days. We stayed at my uncle’s house and got to spend some quality time there with family and friends as well. *I am going to insert a story here mostly for my benefit so I remember years to come what I went through and how awesome I am and how my husband will owe me for the rest of his life ;) *  We had a late flight to Germany from Baltimore, so my uncle was able to take us to the airport and hang out with us until it was time to go through the gate. I was a tad bit stressed out since I had Cai, all of our carry-on luggage, Cai’s HUGE car seat, and Lincoln to take care of before getting on the plane. Lincoln does not like to be put in his kennel and he gets pretty nervous but I noticed that he was a lot more nervous than usual. He would not stop crying and whimpering and you could tell that he wanted OUT asap. Poor thing had no idea that he would be stuck in there for quite some time. We checked Lincoln in and my uncle helped me carry everything to the security check point and that’s where we said our goodbyes. You can imagine how complicated it was to get Cai, myself, three carry-on bags, and the car seat through the security check point by myself. Once we cleared it, I had no idea how I was going to get to our gate. I was carrying Cai and had all the bags strapped around my body and literally kicking his car seat as I walked down the hall to get to our gate. FINALLY a man approached me and said that he would help me carry the car seat. He was sent from heaven. As we are walking to our gate I hear “ Bemis party, Bemis, please come speak to an attendant at gate 12” through the intercome. I turn around and tell the man “That’s me they are calling!” he says “Go ahead, I will catch up to you”. So now I am running down the hall and as I approach the desk, two attendants look at me and I immediately know it is not good. They look behind me and say “Oh good, is that your husband coming with the car seat?” and I say “No I am traveling alone with my kid” and their faces said it all…..I was in for it. “ You poor thing! I am sorry ma’am but we cannot allow your dog to be put on the airplane until you go and clean up his mess in the kennel”. At first I was relieved. Oh, you want me to clean some pee in a kennel? No problem! I thought they were going to say there was no room for us on the plane. It took about two seconds to register that their faces weren’t JUST telling me that my dog had peed himself. You could have sworn they were looking at a 5year old who just found out her puppy died (that’s how much they pitied me). I have no idea why I would ask such a stupid question, I think it was my brain thinking out loud but I immediately asked “Is it number one or number two?” the answer….”both”. I am not going to lie, at that moment I cursed Cori in my head and let him have it. I was livid! For those of you who know me, I think dogs are cute and I like to pet them and look at them every once in a while but that is as far as it goes. I am a horrible caretaker of dogs. I don’t like the responsibility of feeding, walking, bathing, or entertaining them. As a matter of fact, I would wax my friend’s legs for her and as a tradeoff she would bathe my dog Sam (who is no longer with me and has an owner who treats him perfectly, thanks by the way) so I didn’t have to do it. So you can imagine my horror….I keep telling myself as I carry Cai back through security out to the check in counter that it’s not going to be that bad, it’s NOT going to be that bad. That thought immediately evaporates the minute I smell the first whiff (I am still 50 plus feet away from reaching Lincoln). There is a man standing in the near area and when he sees me approach, his look also says it all…..I am in for it. He  says “ I am so sorry. I wish I could help you. Here are some gloves. You can take him into the women’s bathroom if you would like. I am so sorry”. First off, why are YOU sorry? Second off, WHY can’t you help me? Cai gets excited to see Lincoln and runs towards his kennel, I shriek “NOOOOOOOO!!!” and my ninja skills kick in as I grab him two seconds before he puts his hands inside the kennel (it didn’t matter as he would actually get into the kennel later as I was cleaning it). Lincoln’s kennel was on a cart so I was able to wheel him into the women’s restroom. I was relieved to notice there was no one inside. I open Lincoln’s kennel and he immediately bolts out, COVERED in poop. I took one look at him and one look inside the kennel and I kid you not, I don’t think I have ever felt so devastated. I stood there for a good minute thinking to myself….there is no way I can do this, how am I going to do this?, I am going to miss my flight, should I leave Lincoln here?, I can’t leave him, seriously, what am I going to do?!  Can I pay someone to do this? Cai is walking into each stall doing who knows what and he is the least of my problems right now. Oh you are touching dirty toilets with your little hands?? Be my guest! Keep yourself entertained! I have a kennel covered (I mean every inch of it) with dog diarrhea, I need you out of my way. Mother of the year award goes to me. My eyes start stinging both because of the stench and my desperation. I am trying my hardest to keep my tears in because I know once they come out; I am going to lose it. I grab one of those LARGE toilet paper rolls and get to it. I don’t know what got into me, probably an adrenaline rush. If you don’t clean up fast, you will miss your flight, goodbye Germany, goodbye husband, goodbye life….so dramatic right? Lincoln’s kennel is pretty big so I actually had to get in there to clean the back part of it. Needless to say I got some poop in my hair and who knows where else. It was a disaster. A complete disaster. Cai eventually got tired of playing with dirty toilets and wanted to play with Lincoln instead. So at this point I am trying to finish cleaning the kennel up while simultaneously kicking cai (with my foot) out of the way. I finished the kennel and proceeded to give Lincoln a bath as well as I could in a bathroom. At an airport. I am soaked in my own sweat.  The bathroom was empty when we walked in but women came in and out while we were in there. Actually, a couple left when they saw what was going on without even entering the place. I just got the same “I pity you“eyes from all of them along with some “ that is so disgusting” looks as well. Not ONE single person offered to help. Not one. Okay okay. I am no Mother Theresa. If I saw a woman in a bathroom cleaning up dog diarrhea, I probably wouldn’t offer my services. However, if I saw her battling her one year old son at the same time as cleaning up dog diarrhea I would have most definitely jumped in and done something. I kept thinking to myself “If I was in Okinawa, someone would have helped me”. I am finishing up throwing away piles and piles of wet paper towels and toilet paper when two cleaning ladies make their way into the bathroom. They immediately halt their cleaning carts and one of them yells “ Are you kidding me?!”. She is mad. SHE is mad! Unbelievable. I tell myself to calm down and kindly say “ Don’t worry, I got it all. I cleaned everything myself”. And she has the nerve to say “Well, it is probably all over, did you clean the floors? I can smell it”.  I look at her, put Lincoln back in his kennel, grab Cai and put him on my hip, and push the cart out of the bathroom with my free hand. Both of them have their hands on their head in angered disbelief. As I pass them I tell them (this time not so kindly) “ I SAID I cleaned it all up, RELAX!!” and kept walking. I checked Lincoln back in and ran through security again back to our gate. The plane was already boarding. The two attendants saw me and stopped the line to let us go through. The kind gentlemen found me once again to help me with Cai’s car seat and he asked me “Are you okay?” and I said “Let’s just say my husband will owe me for the rest of his life”. He laughed.  We get on the plane, I find our seats, and strap Cai into his car seat. I keep hoping someone nice or no one gets the seat next to me. People usually don’t like sitting near a toddler on a plane and they most definitely don’t want to sit next to someone who smells like poop. My luck would have it that I get an unmarried, young, childfree, guy sit next to us. He doesn’t say a word. Not a word. I have to break the ice. “I am sorry but my dog had a huge accident before we boarded the plane and I had to clean it up so if I smell like poop I apologize in advance, it’s not my fault. Also, my son is really tired so he might cry for a little bit but he will most likely fall asleep and you won’t have to hear him anymore”. Luckily, he was nice and slept the whole flight so I didn’t have to put up with an awkward flight on top of the whole situation. Cori’s eyes when we landed and I told him the story made it all worth it….he was sorry, he felt bad, he was thankful but I saw it…he was also proud of meJ Honestly, I did it all for him. Lincoln was coming with me on that plane no matter what. Cori needs him. Oh the things we do for our husbands. Cori loves Lincoln and because he loves him so much, I do too. I proved it.

We are now in Germany awaiting our next journey. We move into our home October 1st and hopefully update you soon on what is to come. So far Germany is amazing. We feel like we are in a permanent vacation. God works in mysterious ways and I can’t wait to see what He has in store for us next. 

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